Junk in the Trunk

I'm pushing 140. good Lord.
have i ever weighed this much? who knows. i've been really wondering about myself lately, when i would kneel down to pick something off the floor and then try to get back up, my fragile knees would almost buckle under the weight. i sat on poor Atticus by accident, who only weighs 3 pounds - i was worried i had caused him internal injuries. i was sure he was dieing. i kept following him around the house watching for signs of distress, he seemed nervous and sat in his litter box.
poor thing.
i tried going to the gym last night. i drove there. got in - went to the locker room - was all excited - started to change and realized i hadn't packed my gym shorts.